All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
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whenever i see a good butt
its like the world stops for a moment
and its just me and butt
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tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
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i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest of my life
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“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” -Jane Austen
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