Kuroshitsuji / Yana Toboso’s Blog! / Troublesome Reapers
we warned you about that anime shit
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats."
he had to ask the audience
i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just
i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE
I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.
And it just gets worse as it keeps going.
this is still my favorite thing.
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
Well, you’re not wrong.