I’m getting a haircut all by myself. This is big. First I make an adult phone call without crying and now this? Crazy.
i’m never playing days again.
Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
omg did u see that ghost
When I saw that and thought it can’t get better
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Natalie Dormer on Women and Body Image in Hollywood during SDCC 2014 (x)
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice